One liners

Me: What's with all the leering on the bus?? jeepers..
Sukz: Appu travel with a skunk...no one will board the bus!
Me: ya good one, i'll spray some chanel on it...oh crap...i probably have to drive the bus then!

I bought a lot of bread and bun...accidently put the latter in the freezer
Me: oh crap, i froze my buns
Rach: i can't believe u just said that...hahaa...can that happen?
Me: not sure...you could try..i dont think the freezer is big enough

Rachel: work sucks!
Me: i know! ...only thing good going on in my life..is this ice lolli!!

Me: my friend came over for my birthday and she stayed over..i didn't really get much sleep because she was sleep talking
Sara: oh thats not good...pssh...kinda funny
Me: yea for some reason she kept telling me...come closer come closer...i freaked out and i nudged and told her.....'shilpa wake up!'
Sara: shilpa shetty??? was on your bed... (thanks to big brother)
Me: NO!!! How is that possible??

I was all groggy sunday morning...just trying to get a cup of tea ...i prefer not to talk to anyone for the first hour. my roomie was bugging me
Hey!!! good morning!! how are you?
Me: Fine....
(I was wearing my white pyjamas and top...its got a silky bright look)
I just went to church..its such a beautiful day...
Me: ok...good for you
Wow, you look all WHITE.....just like JESUS!
that made me laugh!...well thanks...you look like....yourself...

I was doing some work...beside the window and then suddenly i heard a funny noise...i opened the curtains
me: Omg! who is that?
rach: oh thats the window cleaner...lol i guess you forgot
me: that scared me......jesus, is that the landlord?
rach: no no, i bet you thats the landlord's brother....bastard is charging us for it!...he even looks like him....

preeth: so how is the prison break going...watched it yet?
me: yea...was good...turns out i finished season 3, there were 13 episodes instead of 22! because of the striker's write
preeth: what?
me: oh that didn't come out right...writer's strike!

me: you never reply to my messages!!! its annoying
preeth: i didn't think it was necessary...
me: WHY NOT?
preeth:....because i live with you...

R: Aparna you have such a lovely tan!!!
A: woman, I was born like this!